THE WITCHES

The witches u might think wear only long black cloaks and ride on broomsticks.No!!! those are fairy tales! i am going to tell you about REAL witches..! the real witches just look like ordinary women wearing frocks and skirts. they loathe children!!! they think that children who are clean and fresh, smell of dogs droppings!!! isn't that awful? its very difficult to identify a witch.you might not even know if you are near a witch or not because they look exactly like normal women. why?your favorite,most adorable,sweetest teacher at school might be a WITCH! let me tell you the ways to identify a witch:-

1. witches are bald (but they wear wigs)
2. their nostrils are larger than any other person's nostrils
3. they have large claws in their fingers(but they wear gloves to hide them)
4. they have huge nails in their feet (but they wear high-heeled shoes to hide them)
5. witch spit is blue in color(but they never spit because they can get caught easily

at first when i read this i didn't believe one thing of course! but when i experienced it ; it was terrible!! i was stuck in between the grand -high witch herself!!! she almost burnt me with the white sparks in her eyes!!! gosh!! never do i want a witchy experience in my life!!!!