Sunday, April 29, 2007

THE WITCHES


The witches u might think wear only long black cloaks and ride on broomsticks.No!!! those are fairy tales! i am going to tell you about REAL witches..! the real witches just look like ordinary women wearing frocks and skirts. they loathe children!!! they think that children who are clean and fresh, smell of dogs droppings!!! isn't that awful? its very difficult to identify a witch.you might not even know if you are near a witch or not because they look exactly like normal women. why?your favorite,most adorable,sweetest teacher at school might be a WITCH! let me tell you the ways to identify a witch:-
  1. witches are bald (but they wear wigs)
  2. their nostrils are larger than any other person's nostrils
  3. they have large claws in their fingers(but they wear gloves to hide them)
  4. they have huge nails in their feet (but they wear high-heeled shoes to hide them)
  5. witch spit is blue in color(but they never spit because they can get caught easily
at first when i read this i didn't believe one thing of course! but when i experienced it ; it was terrible!! i was stuck in between the grand -high witch herself!!! she almost burnt me with the white sparks in her eyes!!! gosh!! never do i want a witchy experience in my life!!!!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

CHOCOLATES




what's your ideas about chocolates... well my opinion is they are the only food items to be relished and eaten with full satisfaction. They are SO yummy !!! Recently i saw a movie.It's called CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. My, it was so fantasizing that i went right into the movie! The story was about a poor boy who loved chocolates but didn't have any money to buy what he needed. his family lived in a small hut and had cabbage soup everyday.Huh! i really didn't know how they managed to eat soup for breakfast ,lunch,dinner.( soup is an appetite.) Just in front of his house was MR.WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY! Mr.Willy Wonka was the most famous person for chocolates.His best one was a fudge mallow delight. He could also make ice-creams that could never melt! you could even keep his ice-creams under the sun for a whole day but it wouldn't go runny.

He made extremely good chocolates and bubble gums and ice-creams...and all sorts of marvelous things. Why even today Nestle is one of the best seller of chocolates. Chocolates according to me are one of the best food item or snack i have ever had.They are So tasty and yummy ! oh! oh! I had better stop talking about this topic before my mouth starts to water!